Glendora v. Friedman, Civil No. 03-122-B-W (D. Me. 7/16/2003), Civil No. 03-122-B-W.

• Decision Date: 16 July 2003
• Docket Number: Civil No. 03-122-B-W.
• Parties: GLENDORA, Plaintiff, v. PAUL L. FRIEDMAN, et al, Defendants.
• Court: U.S. District Court — District of Maine

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GLENDORA, Plaintiff, v. PAUL L. FRIEDMAN, et al, Defendants.

Civil No. 03-122-B-W.

United States District Court, D. Maine.

July 16, 2003.

RECOMMENDED DECISION

MARGARET J. KRAVCHUK, Magistrate Judge.

This Court is in receipt of a complaint filed by Glendora, a resident of New York and a talk show hostess for a program entitled, "A Chat with Glendora." (Docket No. 1.) The complaint is accompanied by a motion to proceed in forma pauperis (Docket No. 2). I now GRANT the motion to proceed in forma pauperis and recommend that the Court DISMISS the complaint for want of proper venue.

Discussion

Glendora's complaint is actually a variety of complaints, involving a variety of defendants, filed as a single action The first to be plead is a complaint against "Alpha Defendants Friedman through Amon" Not one of the numerous defendants listed in this section of the caption reside in Maine. Glendora alliteratively asserts that these defendants "violently and virulently and viciously violated" her rights when they, as best as I can discern, interacted with Glendora in court proceedings and in treating her court pleadings. They are alleged to be collectively guilty of judicial depravity.

The next set of defendants, members of the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct, all of New York, are sued for violating Glendora's rights, as a New York State resident, to have good judges. With respect to these defendants, Glendora claims that they have been repeatedly informed of the misconduct and disability of numerous judges but have "cough[ed] up" nothing. This Glendora discerns to be a pendant state law claim.

Set of defendants number three are two men from White Plains, New York. One is dubbed a "bad judge" who unsuccessfully "lied, stole and cheated to abscond with Glendora's Cablevision stock." The second person, his law clerk, was declared an agent of Cablevision.

Fourth in line are defendants all of New York, sued for violations of federal, state, and municipal "first come, first serve" public access laws. Glendora also claims that some of these defendants improperly exercised editorial control, damaging Glendora's relationship to her television audience.

The fifth set of defendants, a woman from Manchester, Connecticut, and a man and a media company of Atlanta, Georgia,¹ are sued for the same violations as the directly aforementioned New York defendants. Glendora explains that Connecticut does not have the same law as New York but that the spirit of public access law in Connecticut is the same and these defendants have failed to cable cast "A Chat with Glendora" the entire first quarter of this year.

Defendants number six are listed as an individual and a media company of Middletown, New York, and three people from Springfield, Missouri. Glendora claims that these defendants violated federal public access laws by charging too much for cablecasting and dubbing her talk show and by using arcane media formats.

The seventh set of defendants of Hopewell Junction, New York are alleged to have violated Glendora's rights under New York real property law by harassing and bullying tenants, commingling security deposits, and lying about needing to have the rental premises for family use. This is described as a pendant state claim.

The eighth and final set of defendants are the "AESCULAPIANS," all of whom are listed with New York addresses. These defendants forced Glendora's husband to go to the hospital by ambulance even though he told them he did not want to and even though Glendora could have driven him, thereby saving $600 ambulance charge. They lied that he had chest pains, kidnapped and detained him without his consent, and inserted two unnecessary pacemakers, when all he need was to be allowed to go home, sit in the shade of his favorite tree, rest, and sleep. One instrument was inserted too far and punctured his lung, resulting in an extension of his hospital stay by eight days. This, and other unnecessary procedures, contributed to a $61,000 bill and endangered the couple's future Medicare coverage. Glendora explains: "Franklyn and Glendora had never been to a doctor in their entire married life of 48 years. They sought to make a doctor contract to stay an autopsy if they died at home to preserve their bodies as anatomical gifts to New York Medical College. That is all they went to the doctors for the first time in their 48 years of conjugal joy and connubial bliss."

With respect to the relief sought, Glendora seeks "instant corrections of these wrongs against her and against America, together with $180,000,000.00 in damages compensatory and punitive."

Glendora claims that this court has jurisdiction over the (non-pendant) claims because there is a federal question and because there is diversity of citizenship. She asserts that the District of Maine is a proper venue "because Glendora's court is totally disintegrated, and she has a constitutional right to address her government with grievances that have happened." (Compl. ¶ 6.)

Neither Glendora nor a single one of the numerous defendants is from Maine and not a single contact or occurrence is alleged to have a connection to Maine. However liberally I construe this complaint,² the District of Maine is not the proper venue for this complaint; this conclusion is indisputable with respect to those claims purportedly based on subject matter jurisdiction, see 28 U.S.C. § 1391(b), as well as for those that might be premised on diversity jurisdiction, see, id. § 1391(a). "The district court of a district in which is filed a case laying venue in the wrong division or district shall dismiss, or if it be in the interest of justice, transfer such case to any district or division in which it could have been brought." Id. § 1406(a). See Glendora v. Philbin, 1999 WL 672637 (E.D. Pa. 1999) (concluding that a Glendora complaint relating to events in New Rochelle, New York was not properly lodged in the Eastern District of Pennsylvania, and transferring the case to the District of New York).

I cannot in good faith recommend that the Court attempt to transfer the case to a District where there might be proper venue for two reasons. First, the complaint is in fact eight separate complaints with defendants, conduct, and law that span the country and extend to the Mariana Islands (although New York people and places predominate). Second, it appears that Glendora's reference to the disintegration of her court seems to be based on her lack of success in prosecuting similar actions in other Districts, particularly the Districts of New York, see e.g., Glendora v. Lemle, 2001 WL 984926 (E.D.N.Y. 2001); Glendora v. City of White Plains, 53 F. Supp.2d 621 (S.D.N.Y. 1999); Glendora v. Bruiser Ken, 1999 WL 390642 (E.D.N.Y. 1...